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Persistence is a commendable human quality. In
context. Nobody hails the pedo who immediately re-offends after thirty
years in the clink. It's more so guys like Rudy trying to make the Notre
Dame football team because everybody told them they're too fat and
short and slow. Which he was. But you have to believe.


Phoebe Price has been trying to catch a break in celebrity for
fifteen years now. In lieu of the casting calls she no longer qualifies
for, she bends over a lot in public in low cut tops and tight pants.
It's a plan, just not a great plan. There is no half-Kardashian.